Should I be behaving like this?

I'm a very average person who has a regular job in middle management, regular routine, regular interests, rather large beard! etc.



But recently I have taken to rising on the third moon of the Winter Solstice, to stand in front of my full-length mirror wearing nothing but the carcass of my long deceased guinea pig, Alan, screaming Anti-Jainist slogans at myself in medieval German, while stabbing my groin with a large drill bit I keep under my wife's pillow. When I become too hoarse to keep screaming I run out into the street in the false belief that I am being lured into hell by the erotic dances of Beelzebub, ejaculate on the hydrangeas, and fall unconscious for what can be as little as five minutes to several days.



My wife puts this down to silly horseplay, but I wonder if it could be an indication of some kind of underlying emotional issue.

Any advice?



Cheers x

Should I be behaving like this?
your a freak, get some help
Reply:You need to seek professional help!!
Reply:I doubt you are serious but if you shouldn't be behaving like this then it's a shame. It sounds like real fun and a good way to let go of the middle management stresses.
Reply:Nah! every body's doing it!
Reply:Yeah, right!
Reply:very strange not horseplay you sound pocessed
Reply:How old are you..if your real old..than maybe is a life crisis.



Or if not the case invest in good beer and self help book's



therpist are BS...and make things worse..



have good day
Reply:Perfectly normal, but more usually done with horse carcas - guinea pigs are just too small to really play the part.



You may also want to check that the hydrangeas can cope with the level of salt you are exposing them too. Naked, bleeding groin stabbers are one thing, but if you damage peoples hydrangeas, there could be trouble.



You crack on and enjoy yourself .
Reply:You really are a dramatic writer, I suppose it would do you well to sit down and make a career out of your abilities to project such fantastic literary skill.

You may want to not engage in the said activity, that is, if you were serious. Tone down the E.A.POE activity, and put them to the paper. Seriously, I think you could be a very good writer.

PS...Writing is always a good way to deal with emo issues, and masterpieces may come forth as well.

"cheers" and may God bless your poor wifey! :) j/k

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Reply:Sounds completely normal to me.
Reply:Sorry not qualified to comment, but if the neighbours don't mind why should you
Reply:GO SEE A DOCTOR
Reply:loose the rather large beard!the rest sounds pretty normal to me?
Reply:for some peculiar reason i dont believe you.

but if what your saying is true, then i suggest you talk to a doctor, to see what he says,
Reply:EVERYONE should be behaving like this! At least ONE of use doesn't foolishly ignore Beelzebub's dances.
Reply:you should be writing for some tv show, mental health category.
Reply:Look mate - you may be named after my favourite single malt (Bowmore Darkest) - but you need to get out more.
Reply:I suggest finding help in a local mental hospital.
Reply:hydrangeas GROW BETTER IF YOu spunk all over them,thats what i found out.As ffor the rest of it beelzebub lured me with breakdancing and then he got pissed and was punching the air while dancing (and wanking obviously)
Reply:You are seriously weird.
Reply:r u SERIOUS?

wow u have too much time on ur hands man

like hoo gives?



HAHA funny guy right hurrrr
Reply:I think you should really see a psyciatrist (sorry I've never spelled this word) Because that's just freaky and wrong! No offense. But PLEASE see some help!!! There is NO reason for this, and your wife is underestimating this. It's NOT just silly horseplay, this is serious buisness! PLEASE SEEK HELP! God bless you! :)
Reply:Try wearing a vest on these chilly evenings...You dont want to catch a chill.

I also keep a large drill under my pillow...hmm..well..it sounds like one!
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahaha! love it! but...why isn't it in jokes and riddles?
Reply:lol....i think u need to grieve properly for alan